For starters.

Foreword: I came very close to not even starting this thing to begin with. I still don't have a reason as to why I actually registered (with falsified information. shh.) or what I intend to do with this page, but I suppose there's time for all of that shit to get hashed out if this works out well enough. I'm horrible at finishing things that I begin, even with the best of intentions. Old habits die hard.

So, I suppose an introduction is in order. I'm Manny, a run-of-the-mill twenty-four year old guy. I curse at the most inappropriate times, I smoke near small children, I drink like it's going out of fucking style. I listen to cliched rock music and ninety-percent of my wardrobe consists of polos, t-shirts with asinine sayings, and old blue jeans. I play XBox religiously and pirate media incessantly. I hate work and love sleeping in. I love having conversations that are deeper than current events and crude potty humor, but it takes some cunning to get me to open up. My favorite sports teams are from New York and anyone from Massachusetts is automatically filed under asshole unless proven otherwise.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some key characteristics, but I'm going to assume they'll eventually be brought out by rants and tirades. I'm actually surprised I made it this far for an opening post. This might pan out after all...